When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields

"There is no further education to be gained by the second kick of a mule".

"Don't count the days, make the days count. " ~

“A working class hero is something to be
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you’re so clever and classless and free
But you’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see.” - John Lennon

If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.

"That general is skillful in attack whose opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skillful in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack." -Sun Tzu